first of all, I can actually physically eat my red licorice, so called nibs. As for Mr. Clooney, I feel teased.
The movie is a 2010 film which according to IMDb got 6.5 out of 10 stars. Now let's look at other ratings IMDb gave in 2010. TOY STORY 3 got 8.6 stars people. I was surprised to see 6.5 stars, even though we know it all went straight to Clooney because his acting and his looks melt the audience. The movie itself was slow, not as mind boggling as an assassin movie could accomplish. It was dull. Sex scenes spiced it up and a little work out scene was pretty excited for Clooney fans. But it just does not appeal to everyone.
Which is why I'm going to licorice. TWIZZLERS to be exact. It is a low fat snack that is cherry (artificially flavored) and let's face it people--they come in SO many different forms! It is incredible!! Tonight during the movie Carolyn and I stuffed our faces with some Za from the Hut, large and loaded with ronis, green peps, b.olives, penos, and pineapple. Then of course Carolyn and I downed some breadsticks and Dew. But after that I hit up the 'little nibblers.' The boredom that The American brought to me on my lazy evening drew my eye to the back of the TWIZZLERS bag to find the most amusing description of a little treat that, admit it, if you eat to much of you feel nauseous. Its kind of like when you go out drinking insane amounts of booze and then wake up in hell-feeling like shit. You say, "I'm never going to drink again." Well that's complete bullshit...you know you'll go out, and you know you will eat to much licorice in the future. Why? because...
"These discrete little beauties have all the right chewiness and just-right sweetness you could ask for. Their shape makes them perfect for nibbling... lining them up and polishing 'em off one by one."
Say these while looking at George Clooney and the last thing you will think of is red licorice ;)
So my night of watching a movie which I did not care for, ended up with a new knowledge and respect for licorice. Yes, my interest in having George Clooney's children still remains at a ridiculously high level, but do yourself a favor and watch a different movie and don't forget the TWIZZLERS.
wonder and awe-
Carrie
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